Lynne Houston
Life with a Morticians Wife
“I seriously doubt I would’ve Married a Mortician if I had not worked at a restaurant, across the street, from a Funeral Home. He placed a lunch order and told me to use the ‘Flower Room’ door. When I arrived, I opened the ‘Prep Room’ door, and fainted. Woke up with meatballs marinara all over me, he picked me up and said “You owe me Lunch.” Yes, a ‘fairy tale made in heaven.”
—Lynne Houston
Sharing Laughs, Tears, Love And Life
Welcome to our slice of the Social Media World. And if you landed here, you’re probably looking for some tips to Write an Obit, Eulogy, or How to plan a ‘Celebration of Life’ on a beach of ‘Wild Horses, sprinkling the glittering ocean with your loved one’s ashes. Maybe you’re just curious about “Why this crazy lady would start a page about Life Around Death?”
Or, just maybe…you’re a Mortician'/Funeral Director or used to be (or flirting with the idea of marrying one - like I did!)
So either way, come on in, kick your shoes off, and fill your soul with fun stories and very useful tips. Join in on a chat post, hangout or maybe you just want to be a ‘stalker - your choice, we’re not going to judge. At Life with a Mortician’s Wife, you can laugh cry and swear, at the same time…and not give a crap what others think!
BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT…
Fall of 2025
WHAT OUR FANS AND LOOKIE-LOO’S ARE SAYING…
- Mary Martin
“Lynne continues to be my go-to when I’m having a “moment” and about to unfold again. Lynne listen’s as if she’s known me all my life. Her words and faith in me has changed my life. I would highly recommend Lynne’s ‘Life with a Mortician’s Wife page. I could not be happier with what I learned about myself and my quality of life.”
- Sherry Lowman
“My life was turned upside down after several losses. I found Lynne on her delightful Facebook page Life with a Mortician’s Wife. I was lost and now found by these wonderful supportive people on her page. Lynne is extremely caring and sensitive to your feelings. Sharp wit and funny too! I recommend her all the time.”
- Peggy Thompson
“I’ve been to bereavement groups, doctors and pastors. They all helped in some way. But, when I found Lynne and her precious rescue dog turned Funeral Dog, Gracie - I connect with them in a different way. Though death is an aching process for us all, Lynne shows us we can still laugh and keep our sanity. Lord knows we all need that!”